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MEET THE ELEMELONS

The first Elemelon that grew was Earthmelon. Earthmelon created Elyria in his image; some even believe that Elyria is Earthmelon. As the God of Earth, he is responsible for fertile soil and the health of the planet. To honor him, Elyrians bury melons in the ground in hopes of bringing on a good harvest. When angry, Earthmelon may bring about Earthquakes 

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The second Elemelon was Watermelon; her sweet juices gave birth to the oceans. She resides as the Goddess of Water, protecting our rain, our bodies of water, and our health. To honor her, Melonists throw melons into the ocean, resulting in fruitful showers. When ignored, Watermelon punishes Elyria with either harsh storms or long periods of drought. Elyrians can see her fighting for more room with her brother on the beach, as her tides brush futilely against his domain.


Shortly after Earthmelon created the earth, Airmelon grew, filling the atmosphere with breathable fumes. He wished to end Watermelon’s and Earthmelon’s conflict, so he created life for them to share. Despite his attempts, Earthmelon and Watermelon did not cease fighting. Airmelon is the God of Air, and wishes peace amongst Elyria. To honor Airmelon, all he asks is that you love eachother. When too much fighting breaks out, Airmelon releases tornados onto the world in hopes to divert your attention away from violence.
 

Lastly, Firemelon burned his way into existence. Firemelon seeks to burn the world. Being the last born of his siblings, Firemelon acts out in violence to seek attention from The First Melon. Firemelon feeds off of Airmelon’s energy to create devastating displays of destruction as the God of Fire. Melonists, in fear of his wrath, ignite melons to feed Firemelon’s eternal hunger. If not kept fed, Firemelon sets ablaze the homes of the unworthy. In addition, Firemelon guards over the souls of the rotten.

Victrovia, Kairos

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